totally-british:

Me

letssoakemforcrutchie:

my aesthetic is crying in the front row of broadway shows while sitting next to a stranger

tiltonightdouspart:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

mutilatedmemories:

I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter

I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious

thatbrummielass:

Britain.

sadhacker:

i love physical touch.  like not even kissing and stuff just like.  sitting next to each other with our arms touching or our legs overlapping or walking next to each other with our arms brushing i love knowing im real i love existing with people i love it

damnthatswhack:

Well now all of them are gonna be right answers

just-shower-thoughts:

When you buy a new windows PC, the first thing you search using internet explorer is ‘google chrome’. This must be disheartening.

sextpert:

sextpert:

I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM

amazing

adoreastrology:

leo, virgo, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius

versaceslut:

#FREETHENIPPLE

doctorlombax:

huffylemon:

tumblr is the funny person who talks too quietly and twitter is the person sitting next to them who repeats the joke louder and takes the credit

I can’t wait to see this post as a tweet.